What the...?!

~Here's more bizarre TV from the Land of the Rising Sun. In this video clip, a magician demonstrates magic tricks to a chimpanzee, who is utterly baffled by the seeming impossibility of the tricks:



^ Go ahead, laugh at the video. But remember: hundreds of years from now, when the monkeys have taken over, the chimp in this video will be regarded as the first great prophet, and stories of the miracles he witnessed from the "gods" of old -- the Vanishing Liquid, the Levitating Glass, the Disappearing Cup, and more -- will be handed down from generation to generation. In short, it will be the start of monkey religion.

"SheilaandJohn" now official

~Last weekend, I carpooled to Maryland for the wedding of two of my friends from college, John and Sheila. I'd met John even before school actually started, on an orientation camping trip where we shared a tent. We met Sheila later, when she was on the same floor of our residence hall and in the same living-learning program. They quickly became an item, and as I ended up living with or across from John for the next three years, I saw a lot of them.

[reminder: you can always click on the pictures for a larger view]

^ The bride and her three brothers, at her house before the wedding. There was a professional photographer there taking pictures; I was off to the side. I was a groomsman at the wedding, so I had a tuxedo just like the brothers (we nicknamed the tuxedos "bloody penguin suits").

^ The bride. Did you know that the tradition of the bride wearing a white wedding dress began in the late 1800's after Queen Victoria was married in a white dress? In fact, most modern wedding traditions -- diamond rings, "here comes the bride" music, honeymoon etc. -- are far more recent than most people believe them to be, and originate not from religion, but from industry marketing. Before the late 1800s, women wore whatever color they wanted (even black), and ceremonies tended to be quite simple. Also, cameras hadn't been invented, so there was no standing around for (seemingly) hours with a fixed smile on your face.

^ One of the buildings attached to the church where the wedding was held, St. Mary's Catholic Church in Rockville, Maryland. Incidentally, the grave of F. Scott Fitzgerald is in the cemetery just to the left of this building. Great Gatsby!

^ Some flowers outside of the church.

^ An "official" picture taken just after the wedding. The flower girl in the front was clearly sick of posing for pictures by this point.

^ Although it came out a bit blurry, this is my favorite picture from among those I took; it was taken just after the previous picture. I like the adoring expressions on the faces of the bride and groom, the relaxed postures of the bridegrooms, and the "zoned" look of the poor flower girl. To me, this picture illustrates the difference between posed and impromptu imagery; in my opinion, the "honest" expressions it captures are far more memorable than the stiff formality that pervades the vast majority of wedding pictures.

What's important in photography, in my opinion, is not simply creating an image to remember something, but rather creating an emotional connection to the image. A good picture doesn't just make you remember what something looked like, it makes you remember how you felt at the time.

^ I nicknamed this strange canopy "the pancake". I later asked the priest what it was supposed to be, and learned that it's supposed to look like a similar structure at St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican. What that pancake represents, I have no clue.

^ After the wedding ceremony and interminable picture-taking, it was time to head off to the reception. The idea was that the bride and groom would ride off in a limousine, and the wedding party (of which I was a part), would follow them in a larger, truck-sized limo. Unfortunately, the latter never showed up, and it was starting to rain. The "solution" was to pile everyone -- bride, groom, bridesmaids, groomsman, best man, and maid of honor -- into the smaller limo.

Yes, the girl on the left is sitting on the floor.

^ One of the groomsman came up with a strategy for coping with the cramped conditions. Most of us quickly followed his example.

The reception was a lot of fun. Conveniently, it was in the hotel where I was staying (along with many other wedding guests), so I didn't have to worry about driving anywhere after imbibing some potent potables. Of course, there was also music, and although I only dance once a year (last year was in Prague), when I do, I really cut loose!

That's it for my pictures. In the near future, there will probably be an online gallery of (much higher-quality) pictures posted elsewhere by the photography company, so I'll put a link up for that when it appears.